Did you hear about the little old lady who ran a flower shop...?!
Question: Some monks set up their own flower shop next door, and the little old lady started losing business.
So she asked them nicely to move to another part of town.
Didn't work.
She cried.
They didn't care.
She threatened them with a lawsuit.
They laughed.
Then she asked her Hell's Angel grandson Hugh to help.
Hugh showed up at the monk's shop, smashed it up, and sent the monks to the hospital. As soon as they healed up, they left town for good.
See? Only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
Answers: Some monks set up their own flower shop next door, and the little old lady started losing business.
So she asked them nicely to move to another part of town.
Didn't work.
She cried.
They didn't care.
She threatened them with a lawsuit.
They laughed.
Then she asked her Hell's Angel grandson Hugh to help.
Hugh showed up at the monk's shop, smashed it up, and sent the monks to the hospital. As soon as they healed up, they left town for good.
See? Only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
dude thank you....that was really bad. my dad would have loved it. He loved the jokes that ended with bad puns....you brought back some good memories for me
I dont get it, and its not funny sorry nice try...
you are awesome.
I.. don't get it
Wow...
I actually got it =D
YAY!
Edit : It is "Only you can prevent forest fires" right?? =S =]
LOL!!! good one!
lmao you know they saying
only you can prevent forest fires?
its like that cuz they sound alike
Only you can prevent forest fires
Only Hugh can prevent florist friars
i dont get it
I don't get why others think it is funny.
Does Hugh have a nose like a fox? Does he
have a tail like a fox? Is Hugh a fox? Foxes
like friars whether they are flora or not. Ever
so often I see one coming out of the hen house.