What do you think of this Valentine's day joke?!


Question: I'm sending out some cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a balding man in his seventies standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, "I'm sending out one thousand Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

"But why?" asks the man.

"I'm a divorce lawyer," the old man replies.


Answers: I'm sending out some cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a balding man in his seventies standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, "I'm sending out one thousand Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

"But why?" asks the man.

"I'm a divorce lawyer," the old man replies.

LMAO
that's good

That's really funny!

That's the best Valentine joke ever. Here's in the top ten:

A card found in Clinton Presidential Library signed M.L.

Big Daddy President,
you’re cute as can be!
And I loved all your presents and
your personal “ candy”...

For this Valentine’s Day
would you think I’m just awful
if I posed nude in Penthouse ?
Now THAT’S perfectly lawful!

And two million dollars
would be rather nice!
(You know, on this matter,
I say ‘screw Vernon’s advice!’)

And thanks for the knee pads
with the presidential seal!
Now I’m off to visit Mr. Starr
and play “let’s make a deal”...

LMAO ROTFL LOL thats a great joke

i dont get it???

Not bad.



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