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Question: so a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says: Are you a piece of string? Im sorry but we dont serve your kind here.
The piece of string walks out of the bar very dejected.
He walks into an alley and gets beat up very bad and mugged...
He then walks back into the bar needing a drink very badly...
The bartender looks at him strangely and says.. Hey... arent you that piece of string I kicked out of here earlier.
The piece of string shakes his head and says...
Nope.. im afraid not (frayed knot)


Answers: so a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says: Are you a piece of string? Im sorry but we dont serve your kind here.
The piece of string walks out of the bar very dejected.
He walks into an alley and gets beat up very bad and mugged...
He then walks back into the bar needing a drink very badly...
The bartender looks at him strangely and says.. Hey... arent you that piece of string I kicked out of here earlier.
The piece of string shakes his head and says...
Nope.. im afraid not (frayed knot)

This seems to be a naughty joke…oops! The word is knotty!
Great joke!!!

ha ha ha...silly but cool...

funny.

LOL, I never heard that one before. Pretty funny.

HAHAHAHA!HAHAHA-Hilarious! Aww...poor string. I hope he gets his drink.
The moral of this story was, to never turn down a string in need of a drink or else other stuff will happen to him/her.

That is funny and stupid at the same time so I guess a corny joke.

lol. The best joke on yahoo answers up to date



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