A man walks in a pub and?!
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and get thrown out for having a cig in his hand
Hurts his head.
It was an iron pub!
Wait a minute...
Throws up on the bar after a few drinks.
Gets beaten up... is it the UK?
Replicates a pint of alcoholic beverage?
A man walks into a pub with a roll of tarmac under his arms and says, "Pint please, and one for the road."
Buys a pint and a bag of crisp....