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Question: Guts or Balls..

There is a medical distinction.
We've all heard about
people having guts or balls, but do you really know
the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you
informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with
the 'lads', being met by your wife with a broom, and
having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or
are you flying off somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the
'lads', smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your
collar, slapping your wife on the *** and having the
balls to say: 'You're next, fatty.'

This should clear up any confusion about definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the
outcome, since both ultimately result in death.


Answers: Guts or Balls..

There is a medical distinction.
We've all heard about
people having guts or balls, but do you really know
the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you
informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with
the 'lads', being met by your wife with a broom, and
having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or
are you flying off somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the
'lads', smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your
collar, slapping your wife on the *** and having the
balls to say: 'You're next, fatty.'

This should clear up any confusion about definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the
outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

LOVE it! HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!

Hahahahaha!!!

ahahah thats jkz !!!! i will never look at those 2 words the same again =)

Sorry, don't find it funny, rude yes, funny no.

Haha. Funny.

that was hilarious
i laughed more at the guts 1 though
but hahah very funny =P

smile

LMAO! that was funny!

hehehehehe

Great one! Funny! 100!

lolllz

omg! lmao! love it<3

thanks you make me smile..

i guess its kinda funny. my first reaction would be to laff but then when you think about it... its pretty bad. kinda gross and not funny for the balls part but i luv the guts part. i donno, im a twisted person who finds anything funny so id have to say, yes it is very funny... if you dont think to hard about it.

happy hearts day!

yeah its cute......of course most women would find it offensive but i thought it was funny....

Hysterical. I'd rather have a guy have balls so I could twist them when he misbehaved. Long days and pleasant nights.

Funny

lol :)

Yeah I do...

Very funny joke.



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