Blonde joke..........kinda long?!
Question: One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! Blue eyes, blonde, the works.
"I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'am. Could I see your drivers license?"
"What's a license???" replied the blonde, instantly giving away the fact that she was as dumb as a stump.
"It's usually in your wallet," replied the officer. After fumbling for a few minutes, the driver managed to find it. "Now may I see your registration?" asked the cop.
"Registration..... what's that....?" asked the blonde.
"It's usually in your glove compartment." said the cop impatiently. After some more fumbling, she found the registration.
"I'll be back in a minute." said the cop and walked back to his car. The officer phoned into the dispatch to run a check on the woman's license and registration. After a few moments, the dispat
Answers: One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! Blue eyes, blonde, the works.
"I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'am. Could I see your drivers license?"
"What's a license???" replied the blonde, instantly giving away the fact that she was as dumb as a stump.
"It's usually in your wallet," replied the officer. After fumbling for a few minutes, the driver managed to find it. "Now may I see your registration?" asked the cop.
"Registration..... what's that....?" asked the blonde.
"It's usually in your glove compartment." said the cop impatiently. After some more fumbling, she found the registration.
"I'll be back in a minute." said the cop and walked back to his car. The officer phoned into the dispatch to run a check on the woman's license and registration. After a few moments, the dispat
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A Blonde's Year in Review
January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!!
March
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said '2-4 years!'
April
Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!!
May
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June
Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.
September
The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???
October
Hate M & M's....they are so hard to peel.
November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December
Couldn't call 911 ..... 'duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!
How has your year been thus far?
"Brevity is the soul of wit"
uhm, u should finish it.
lol hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha,nice joke i will give you a star
Did you forget to finish the joke, what are you blonde or something?
is that all or it got cut off
I don't think it's finished ???
well... the dispat what?!?!? I DEMAND THAT YOU TELL ME THE REST!! ahh the suspense *dies*
wheres the rest of the joke?
hahahahaha!!! now your going to get alot of nasty answers and embarresement from everybody....
Funny! 100!
what is a dispat?
hahaha FINISH THE JOKE
What's the Question ?
Ian M
That's stupid you didn't finish
lmao. how funny . im actualy weting my self with suspence . but wud of bin better if ther was a funny ending
ARE YOU A BLONDE?!?!?! You didn't even remember to put up the rest of the joke. And if your currently writing it, you should pre-write somewhere else and then post it.
SUSPENSE ***dies***
NOW it's funny
hahahaha
hahahahaha
I don't get it, did he have a brethalyzer stored in his pants? Oh wait, you said RED sportscar, now I get it.
old joke, but still kinda funny.....
lol