The Captain and the camel?!
Question: The new Marine Captain was assigned to a recon company in a remote post in the desert.
During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent.
He asks the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
"Well, sir," is the nervous reply, "as you know, there are 250 men here and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have ... m-m-m.... urges. That's why we have the camel, sir."
The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay."
About a month later, the Captain starts having a real problem with his own urges. Crazy with passion, he asks the First Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.
Putting a stool behind the camel, the Captain stands on it, pulls down his pants, and has wild, insane sex with the camel. When he is done, he asks the First Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?" "Uh, no sir," the First Sergeant replies. "They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are."
Answers: The new Marine Captain was assigned to a recon company in a remote post in the desert.
During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent.
He asks the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
"Well, sir," is the nervous reply, "as you know, there are 250 men here and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have ... m-m-m.... urges. That's why we have the camel, sir."
The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay."
About a month later, the Captain starts having a real problem with his own urges. Crazy with passion, he asks the First Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.
Putting a stool behind the camel, the Captain stands on it, pulls down his pants, and has wild, insane sex with the camel. When he is done, he asks the First Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?" "Uh, no sir," the First Sergeant replies. "They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are."
HA! HA! HA! HA! Now that was a good laugh out loud joke, thanks for that.... 10/10 and a star 4u :)
I didn't even need to read the joke, I knew it from the title, but it is good...
thanks!
Reminds me about the one in the barrel...
old...old...old... but still worth a grin
That was pretty.. intense but funny.
He! he! he! Oldie but goldie, bit of a misunderstanding there eh!
the old ones are the best sometimes
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!
Great!
hahahahaha
Looks like the men can do without us after all. Another one with a good twist to it. Thanks for that. That was great.
the imagination power of the captain was....well...i dont have words...afterall he was a captain..:D ^_~
Funny...had an idea it would be something like that...good one though. have a star
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
think i will buy a camel. better not in case the wife sees this answer.lol
great joke thanks. pmsl
pmsl another great joke. the camel must have been getting it tight also because it doesn't sound as if it was complaining!! haha!
omg that was soo funny,how embarrassing!!!!!!!!!
hehehe, what a way to go, was that the Captain's Mess, pmsl