What a way to go, or not?!
Question: A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love. About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey,you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?" Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife shoulder, and asks, "Honey, please...just one more time before die." She says, "Of course, Dear," and they make love for the third time. After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep.The man, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses. "Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could..." At this point the wife sits up and says,"Listen, I have to get up in the morning. You don't!"
Answers: A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love. About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey,you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?" Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife shoulder, and asks, "Honey, please...just one more time before die." She says, "Of course, Dear," and they make love for the third time. After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep.The man, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses. "Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could..." At this point the wife sits up and says,"Listen, I have to get up in the morning. You don't!"
hehehe, looks like he wants to go with a smile on his face, pmsl
lol, good one
lol everywoman for herself
Thanks for sharing
I feel for that poor woman, i really do. LOL
lol. Good one.
lol nice one
Dave loves that one pal. 9/10
i've heard it before funny<3333333
good one hope he was not telling a lie
hahahaha
star!
Brilliant, suprise ending ha! ha! ha! and he! he! he!....
Hahahahaha classic
that's a good one
omg hahaha as I was reading that I expected there was going to be a twist to it but I never expected that kind of a twist. That was hilarious. Well worth a star.
Very funny.
Old one...not that funny neither.
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
oh god, imagine if my own wife said that to me one day. that is hilarious. lol
brilliant.didn't see that ending coming!haha.
oohh poor man!!!!!!! lmao :)