Lonely hearts and what they really mean!!!!!?!
Question: Adventurous= Likes anal
Athletic= No boobs
Thirty something= 41
Fun= Annoying
Wild= Gets p1ssed easily
Beautiful eyes= Face like a robbers dog
Seeks knight in shining armour= Husband left for a younger model
New age= Hairy and smelly
Headstrong= Argumentative
Enjoys pubbing & clubbing= Alcoholic
Curvy= Fat twat
Cuddly= Fat lardy twat
Likes eating out= Lazy twat
Career woman= Biatch
Professional= Complete biatch
Free spirit= On drugs and has issues
Passionate= Dying for a sh4g
Old fashioned= No oral
Seeking soul mate= Stalker
Must like animals= Possibly in to beastiallity
Answers: Adventurous= Likes anal
Athletic= No boobs
Thirty something= 41
Fun= Annoying
Wild= Gets p1ssed easily
Beautiful eyes= Face like a robbers dog
Seeks knight in shining armour= Husband left for a younger model
New age= Hairy and smelly
Headstrong= Argumentative
Enjoys pubbing & clubbing= Alcoholic
Curvy= Fat twat
Cuddly= Fat lardy twat
Likes eating out= Lazy twat
Career woman= Biatch
Professional= Complete biatch
Free spirit= On drugs and has issues
Passionate= Dying for a sh4g
Old fashioned= No oral
Seeking soul mate= Stalker
Must like animals= Possibly in to beastiallity
Ha ha ha.!!!
That is an Excellent list.!!!
10/10.!!!
Got me laughing on the night shift.!!!
Cheers.!!
Gosh you've met some weird people!
I like it boy!
you should write for my lot.
oh my god i thought i was the only one who thought all that, if people where honest about them selves, they would probably be more likely to find a partner.
you forgot one
GSOH- ugly as f$*k
SO SO True!
pretty funny.
Oh thanks a lot,,you`ve just given all my details to the world,,,,ha ha ha star,,,,
Thanks for that it makes scanning the local grab a granny nights mor fun.
brilliant
at last
someone with a sense of humour
lol