Is this a prescription for a good laugh?!


Question: A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide. The pharmacist said, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?' The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes widened and he said, 'Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!' The lady then reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well, for crying out loud, you didn't tell me you had a prescription.'


Answers: A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide. The pharmacist said, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?' The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes widened and he said, 'Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!' The lady then reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well, for crying out loud, you didn't tell me you had a prescription.'

Ha ha ha.!!!
A Brilliant joke so 10/10.!!!
Got me laughing on the night shift.!!!
Cheers.!!

lol, not bad

No.

Very good.

That is so funny on all levels.

ha ha ha he he he


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7 giggles out of 10

haha that was amazing!

its ok

Very good

lmao ooomg!!!! now thats a new 1 haha

hahaha~

good one ^^

yep brill

I did titter a little.

haha yeah thats good :D

YES VERY GOOD

Very good, very funny. Just where was this pharmacy???

LOL FUNNY

lol!

funny, thanks.

hahahaha!!!!
excellent lol
thanks for sharing.

While we're in the pharmacy...

A teenager walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for comdoms."No problem,Kid,do you want the 3 pack,6 pack or the 20 pack?" The kid says"You better make it the 20.It's my first date with this girl.We're going to eat dinner with her parents,then drive out to this spot I know and have some fun.And from what I'm hearing,this chick knows how to have some FUN,know what I'm saying?"He pays for his latex,and leaves.

That night,he shows up at the girl's house.She lets him in,and walks him to her living room,which is dominated by a large picture of her with her parents.At that moment,her Dad calls down from the top of the stairs"we'll be down in one sec,hon,can't wait to meet your' new boyfriend!" The boy suddenly drops to his knees,and starts praying.The girl says"I didn't know you were religious." The boy says"I'm usually not,but this is a trying moment in my life." She smiles and asks "why is that,because you're about to meet my parents?Don't sweat it,my Dad might look big and mean in that picture,but he's not a bad guy." The boy says"I already know that.He's my pharmacist!!"

that's good!

NICE!

Nice one ha ha ha ,,,,,

Oh that was really hilarious!
Starting my day off great!!
ha ha ha
keep 'em coming!
Star time!! *



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