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Question: A tribe of Indians captures a cowboy and brings him back to their camp. The chief says to the cowboy, "You are going to die. But we feel sorry for you, so we will give you one wish a day for three days. On sundown of the third day, you die. What is your first wish?"
The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse."
The Indians get his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse's ear and whispers something. The horse takes off. Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked blonde. She jumps off the horse and goes into the teepee with the cowboy. The Indians shake their heads, figuring, "Typical white man - going to die and can only think of one thing."
The second day, the chief says, "What is your wish today?"
The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again."
The Indians bring him his horse. The cowboy leans over and whispers something in the horse's ear, then slaps it on the ***. Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked redhead. She gets off and goes in the teepee with the cowboy.
The last day comes, and the chief says, "This is your last wish, white man. What you want?"
The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again." The Indians bring him his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse by both ears and yells, "Read my lips! POSSE! P-O-S-S-E! "
Answers: A tribe of Indians captures a cowboy and brings him back to their camp. The chief says to the cowboy, "You are going to die. But we feel sorry for you, so we will give you one wish a day for three days. On sundown of the third day, you die. What is your first wish?"
The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse."
The Indians get his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse's ear and whispers something. The horse takes off. Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked blonde. She jumps off the horse and goes into the teepee with the cowboy. The Indians shake their heads, figuring, "Typical white man - going to die and can only think of one thing."
The second day, the chief says, "What is your wish today?"
The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again."
The Indians bring him his horse. The cowboy leans over and whispers something in the horse's ear, then slaps it on the ***. Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked redhead. She gets off and goes in the teepee with the cowboy.
The last day comes, and the chief says, "This is your last wish, white man. What you want?"
The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again." The Indians bring him his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse by both ears and yells, "Read my lips! POSSE! P-O-S-S-E! "
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excellent lol
thanks for sharing.
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FUNNY!!!! LOVED IT!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAAAA nice! A star for you!
hahah.. Good one.
huh?
I don't understand...so I think it might be something inappropriate.
I had to read the ending twice, but once I got it I laughed.
I'm not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.
haha!!! ooohh I luvs it!!
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nice.. great joke!
LOL!!! Took me a minute but that was funny.
I dont get it.
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One I hadn't heard in so long I laughed again. It's funny.
Peace.
Funny! 100!
OH SH*T!!!!! I needed a laugh like that! DANG GUY where do you come up with this stuff? GOOD LORD you make me LAUGH HARD!!!!!
That WAS Sahweeeeeeeeeeeet!!!!!!!
hahahaha
i dont get it. EXPLAIN PLEASE!
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Very funny.
Good one.
I feel extremely stupid..I don't get it..explain please?