Wanna hear a blonde joke?!
Question: A blonde was walking down the road past a barley field. There she saw another blonde in the middle of the field in a rowboat, rowing as hard as she could. The first blonde realized how this reflects badly on all blondes and thought, "I'm gonna say something!"
She leaned over the fence and yelled, "You're the kind of blonde that give us all a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come over there and teach you a lesson!"
star if funny
Answers: A blonde was walking down the road past a barley field. There she saw another blonde in the middle of the field in a rowboat, rowing as hard as she could. The first blonde realized how this reflects badly on all blondes and thought, "I'm gonna say something!"
She leaned over the fence and yelled, "You're the kind of blonde that give us all a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come over there and teach you a lesson!"
star if funny
Hey Im blonde! but not that bad I hope! LOL
I liked that one! An oldie, but goodie!
how does a blonde turn the light on after having sex?
by opening the car door
XD
3 blondes are sitting on a couch. How do you know which one sucks co<k?
she's got feathers sticking out of her mouth
Funny! 100!
funey but already heard it
Lol hella good
hahaha good one
no
*rolling eyes* whatever!
hahahahaha...very funny*
Lol...
I have 1 for you too...
This blonde really wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.
Suddenly---from the sky---a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!" Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
The blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, set up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more, even louder: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Is that you, Lord?"
The voice replied, "NO, THIS IS THE RINK MANAGER!"
Lovin' these blonde jokes - very funny indeed.