I think of funny things all the time, how can I sell my jokes? free sample #2?!
Question: Mom and 4, y/o son were in a ladies store, she truns around to see her son's hand up a mannequins dress, she yells get your hand outta there you'le get your fingers bitten off, (theres teeth up there).
Well eventually the son grows up avoiding close relationships with women still thinking she's got teeth down there. Unfortunately he meets a woman that is really frisky, she wants to go all the way with him and she won't take no for an answer. Well, he resists and resists but, finally the frisky lady pulls up her dress, pulls down her panties and says what are you afraid of I won't bit, he says (I guess you won't, with messed up gums like that).
Answers: Mom and 4, y/o son were in a ladies store, she truns around to see her son's hand up a mannequins dress, she yells get your hand outta there you'le get your fingers bitten off, (theres teeth up there).
Well eventually the son grows up avoiding close relationships with women still thinking she's got teeth down there. Unfortunately he meets a woman that is really frisky, she wants to go all the way with him and she won't take no for an answer. Well, he resists and resists but, finally the frisky lady pulls up her dress, pulls down her panties and says what are you afraid of I won't bit, he says (I guess you won't, with messed up gums like that).
It's not easy - and people will steal your material
Try doing stand up comedy
haha thats funny!!
ahhhhhh hmmmmmm yes. i wouldn't bother.
ooo wow lol i wasnt expecting that end.. good one :)
hey maybe write in to your local newspaper and they might publish some or hire you to write jokes for them
funny.,.....you can sell it to newly open websites...or old ones...
did u make this up yourself? because i never heard that before. if you did then your really good. damn
You did not make that up, as I was reading it to my husband he already knew the punchline
haahahaha, well, you can work for shows in nwe york clubs.. or sell by internet
LOL WOWW I LOVE IT
hahahaha!!!!
excellent lol
thanks for sharing.
Liar you didn't make that up, I've seen it posted on here before!!
Very good joke!
9/10.