Here's an easy riddle...If a hen?!
Question: If a hen and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long will it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds from a dill pickle?
Answers: If a hen and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long will it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds from a dill pickle?
a week of Tuesdays, but only if the sun is shining green.
four days!
the monkey of course has to cut open the pickle first, and it'll take him forever to find one with all those hens laying half eggs!
a day.
or a day and a half
How big a dill pickle and how many seeds does it contain? Is the monkey using his wooden leg to kick with or as the stationary one? Is this monkey on a conveyor belt and if so which way is it going in relationship to the direction the monkey is facing?
I dont Know, depends on wether or not the monkey got an eye patch on
Pancake Shingles
depends on how hard the monkey has been spanked the day before
Until the Monday after the 30th of February. Unless the hen is red and the monkey is in fact a baboon. In which case, two hours.
3 hrs 32 min 28sec, the darn thing kept falling out of the tree.
Or 7hrs 28 min 12 sec, his wife kept playing whit his pickle.