Blonde Joke....Funny or Not?!
Question: A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stranded on a deserted island. There was a city 10 miles away, so they decided they would swim back. The brunette swam 3 miles and drowned, the redhead swam 5 miles and drowned, and the blonde swam 9 miles, got tired, and swam back.
Answers: A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stranded on a deserted island. There was a city 10 miles away, so they decided they would swim back. The brunette swam 3 miles and drowned, the redhead swam 5 miles and drowned, and the blonde swam 9 miles, got tired, and swam back.
Lol...i have 1 for you...
This blonde really wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.
Suddenly---from the sky---a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!" Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
The blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, set up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more, even louder: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Is that you, Lord?"
The voice replied, "NO, THIS IS THE RINK MANAGER!"
i have heard better
Ive heard of it, but it still gets me EVERYTIME =]
It's funny if you say the brunette swam 1 mile, got tired and drowned, the redhead swam 3 miles and drowned, but the blonde got too tired to swim after 5 miles (half way), so she swam back (which could've made it the rest of the way).
u got first to right but the blonde should be. She swam 5 miles got tired and decided to head back
I've heard that one a bunch of times. But it was kinda different...
funny and thats rude but funny
THAT WAS TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Funny! 100!
heres a good one how to get a one handed blonde out of a tree
wave to her!
Very funny!
Good joke.