Joke: doctor and the wife..funny or not??!
Question: A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup,
the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined
with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will
surely die."
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is
in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an
especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably
had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his
stress worse. And most importantly. make love with your husband several
times a week and satisfy his every whim." If you can do this for the next 10
months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely.
On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?"
"You're going to die," she replied.
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Answers: A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup,
the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined
with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will
surely die."
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is
in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an
especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably
had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his
stress worse. And most importantly. make love with your husband several
times a week and satisfy his every whim." If you can do this for the next 10
months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely.
On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?"
"You're going to die," she replied.
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You got my star!
haha heard this before...
still funny (:
That's hilariously cruel. ..
LOL. Wish I had a doctor like that. Life would be so great!!
This is sad but true...
Men die earlier than women due to stress... but then you think about women like this and you realize why we would WANT to go first...
hahaha
thats nice and funny definitely a star!!!
hahahaha that's what i'm talking about.
man discovered sex and women discovered headache....
first one to make me smile within my 5 hours here in the office...
hahahahaha
very good.
lmfao!! the guy and the Doc. probably planned the list of things to do together....
good one!
What a terrible wife. Funny joke though.