Joke:smart kids..funny???!
Question: A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one hand and
a squirrel in the other.
"Now listen here," the policeman said, "Whatever yo do to that poor,
defenceless creature i shall personally do to you"
"In that case," said the boy, "I'll kiss it's butt and let it go"
Teacher: "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil: "The moon."
Teacher: "Why?"
Pupil: "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us
light only in the day time when we don't need it."
kid to his mother:Mommy Mommy,why do you let dad put his fat asss on the couch and let him eat pizza's and burger's and hot dogs??
Mommy:sweetie the pig must be fat and meaty before Mommy slaughter him....
STAR! if you liked them..
Answers: A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one hand and
a squirrel in the other.
"Now listen here," the policeman said, "Whatever yo do to that poor,
defenceless creature i shall personally do to you"
"In that case," said the boy, "I'll kiss it's butt and let it go"
Teacher: "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil: "The moon."
Teacher: "Why?"
Pupil: "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us
light only in the day time when we don't need it."
kid to his mother:Mommy Mommy,why do you let dad put his fat asss on the couch and let him eat pizza's and burger's and hot dogs??
Mommy:sweetie the pig must be fat and meaty before Mommy slaughter him....
STAR! if you liked them..
hahahahaha funny.lol.
I dont get the second one...
Heeh.
hahahahaha
lol A star for you!
Loved the first and the last one..... i heard the second one b4..... they well all gd jokes though!
keep it up!