Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.......?!
Question: There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,"I chewed up all my masters shoes, and that's why I'm here".
The next dog said,"I peed on my masters $1,000 rug".
The next dog then comes in and say's,"My master is a female and she likes to clean house in the nude, so when she bent over to pick up something, I went for the ride of a life time!".
"And that's why you're here?" asked the other dogs. "No, I'm getting my nails clipped."
Answers: There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,"I chewed up all my masters shoes, and that's why I'm here".
The next dog said,"I peed on my masters $1,000 rug".
The next dog then comes in and say's,"My master is a female and she likes to clean house in the nude, so when she bent over to pick up something, I went for the ride of a life time!".
"And that's why you're here?" asked the other dogs. "No, I'm getting my nails clipped."
LMSUIAO Excellent. Thanks for the guffaw.
ooooh you went there.
That is sooo dirty....I like it
ha ha ha
but oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Great!!! ttt keep'em coming.
Hahahahaha, look at the girly strop in additional comments. That's all I'm laughing at, not the joke.
EWWWWWW........That is illegal in most states.
Very funny thanks
U can deffo have a *!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Xx
oooooo lolol soo funny, yet soo dirty
ha ha lol
ha ha ha ,,,,
Great joke....
Funny dog.