Never lie to kids...?!
Question: The truth is always less painful
Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading.
The girl came up to him and asked,
"What do you have under the newspaper?"
"A bird," the guy replied.
The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. When the police asked him what happened, the guy replied,
"I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me about my privates, and the next thing I know is I'm here."
The police went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her, "What did you do to that naked fellow?"
After a pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with the bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire."
Moral of the story........................ never lie to kids.
Answers: The truth is always less painful
Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading.
The girl came up to him and asked,
"What do you have under the newspaper?"
"A bird," the guy replied.
The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. When the police asked him what happened, the guy replied,
"I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me about my privates, and the next thing I know is I'm here."
The police went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her, "What did you do to that naked fellow?"
After a pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with the bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire."
Moral of the story........................ never lie to kids.
hehehe... i just read that one the other day...lmao... kids do the darnest things...
Im still trying to find the question in all of this!!!
Poor Joke..am nt laughing :(
hahaahahaha funny
omg thats insane
i feel all sqeemish now
haha funny joke though lol
Weird !
Ohh god this is cynical but very funny!!!
That was freaken funny. lol i can't stop laughing.hahahaha
They belive what elders whome they desire a lot
hahahha star
OUCH!!!!!! hahaha. here's a star for you.
hehehe
thats ok
Ouch!!! I do agree with u, never Lie to a child... Thanx for the laugh!!
you know when you laugh so hard you cry!
yeah, I can't stop!!
ha ha ha
OMG that has gotta be soooo painful!!! lolz
Funny! 100!
lol ew