What's the most....?!
Question: amusing thing you've ever done to land yourself in hospital?
Answers: amusing thing you've ever done to land yourself in hospital?
I used to stick rolled up bits of foil up my nose when I was about 4, my mum had to take me to ER at least 3 times to get it out.
Oh and I once ruptured my frenulum during extra curricular activities, that had the blood spurting...oh how I laughed at that one....lying on a hospital bed with a green sheet over me with a hole cut in it with my old man hanging out looking all limp and forlorn.
I once cut off my arm as a joke. Oh how we all laughed.
When i was a kid i thought i could fly and jumped off a 15ft wall
i fell in a supermarket and broke my arm or when i was younger i tripped over a seatbelt and broke my toe
ther's nothing amusing about landing yourself in hospital, but if anything it was trying to skateboard whilst drunk and ending up with broken foot
er....nothing yet, I′d rather amuse myself doing other things where I end up in one piece....
I got pregnant
Me.. just having babies!!! lol
Yes, but let me tell you about my boys!!!
When my youngest son was 3 yrs. old he asked his dad if he could put a color crayon in his nose. His dad so busy watching TV & he said 'yes'.
Two days later I saw something green deep in my son's nose! But I couldn't get it out w/tweezers, I was pushing in further in, so I had to take him to the hospital to have the green crayon taken out of his nose.
Then when my middle son was 14, he went fishing w/a friend & came home with one of those 3 prong fish hooks attached to his ear. 2 of the prongs were buired in his ear....thus another trip to the ER where the nurses & doctors had to go get their buddies to come see it & they all had a good laugh before they would remove it.
AND THAT"S NOT ALL....
After they took the fish hook out of his ear, we were waiting to be dismissed & my son was sitting there bored & ready to go, but surely you wouldn't think he could get in trouble there in the ER. Wrong!!!
While we were waiting to be dismissed HE GOT HIS FINGER STUCK in the hole where they put the IV pole! The two of us quietly struggled with it hoping nobody would find out. We failed, so we had to let the nurse in on it. Then after she failed we had to tell the doctor who, (after he gained his composure) applied some KY jelly & finally got my son's finger out of that IV pole hole!
About a year later, I was back at the same ER with my oldest son who broke his leg sliding into 2nd base. His 2 brothers were in the waiting room. And after the doctor finished with the broken leg, he went out to the waiting to room to see my middle son who was, as he told it, the only person he knew of that had to have a fishing lure removed from his ear & his finger removed from the IV pole hole in 1 visit to the ER.
Yes, there's more, I could write a book!
um... I was pretending to be gardening when the plastic spoon snapped and dirt flew in my eye, my mom called the poison control people and they told her to wash it out with water. But the water made the soil turn to mud and my mom took me to the emergency room where it took 5 people to hold down my screaming flailing 4 year old body so the doctor could wash it out. I still remember what the water looked like as it jetted towards my eyes.
Came off my motorbike many years ago,,and carried on riding,,,I went to the hospital a few hours later as my body began to hurt a bit and found I had broken my elbow,3 fingers and thumb on my right hand,,,ha ha ha I thought it was really funny at the time even though it hardly hurt,,,,was in a sling for weeks,,,,,