Women are Like Apples, funny or not?!


Question: Women are like apples on trees.

The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy...

So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!

And... Men?

Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the **** out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.


Answers: Women are like apples on trees.

The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy...

So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!

And... Men?

Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the **** out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Wanna have dinner?

Funny and in a sad way, true.

Are you single and having bad luck too?

ya man BEST JOKE EVER i pissed in my panse did u make it lol it was amaziN!!

Some women look like them aswel.

Lots of truth in that!x

heh so depressing yet so very true.
I don't know if I consider this funny, just honest.

"giggle" that was sort of funny
girls rule lol =)

I like the apple part. It is good. I like it! It gives you hope and confidence. I don`t think it is funny. But I like it.

lol i loved that. so true. but so funny.

hahaha very good.

You r so funny!!!!

yes thats true but not funny

Very true but funny. thanks for that

Funny, but ooohhhh sooooo true. Have another star.

lmfao...very good.

Very funny lol

I think I'll climb to the top and get one that won't stomp the **** out of me.

Very funny.

That`s ace ha ha ha ,,,,

Quite funny and quite true.

Funny, with a more than a hint of truth.

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh

Hey Cath, you are brilliant at telling jokes and saying funny hings, I really enjoy reading all your messages. This has gt to be the funniest I have read although they are all good... =']

funny! * Xx



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