What are some great pick-up lines you've heard?!
Question: Here's some I've heard:
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
If I was a fly I'd be all over you because your the sh!t.
Screw me if I'm wrong but have we met before?
Was your dad a baker because you've got a nice set of buns.
Your father must have been a carrot because you've got a nice pair of eyes.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have warts, Now you do too.
My all time favorite...
That shirt is very becoming on you and if I were on you I'd be cumming too.
Answers: Here's some I've heard:
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
If I was a fly I'd be all over you because your the sh!t.
Screw me if I'm wrong but have we met before?
Was your dad a baker because you've got a nice set of buns.
Your father must have been a carrot because you've got a nice pair of eyes.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have warts, Now you do too.
My all time favorite...
That shirt is very becoming on you and if I were on you I'd be cumming too.
i lost my teddy bear...can i sleep with you? :)
well here i am...what are your other two wishes?
is that a mirror in your pocket, cuz i can definately see myself in your pants.
sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up.
are you a ticket cuz you have fine written all over you.
are you a bird collector cuz youve got a nice set of hooters.
screw me if im wrong but havent we met before?
if i complimented you on your body, would you hold it against me?
do you work at subway, cuz you just gave me a footlong.
can i buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
oh, im sorry, i thought that was a braille nametag.
nice shoes. wanna sleep with me?
im feeling off today, do you want to turn me on?
hey...somebody farted. lets get out of here.
wow, are those real?
im an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
are those lumberjack pants your wearing,cuz theyre giving me wood.
is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's in your bra?
the fbi wants to steal my penis. can I hide it inside you?
if I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
the end :)
How much does a polar bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice, can I get your number?
Hahaha..
my name may not be fred flinstone but i can make ur bed rock
i may not be super man but i wanna save ur world
the word cool stands for Constipated-Overweighted-Out of style-Loser
The word jerk stands for Junior-Educated-Rich-Kid
hahahahahahahahahahahaha some1 call ambulance i m dying
One of my favorites is definitely...
"Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?"
She says, "If you want some of this, you better come here right now, M.F.!!!" lol
This line was for real, too!