Funny Blonde Joke? ( no offense to blondes, im a blonde myself)?!
Question: ok so a blonde decided to go horseback riding. so she go on a horse and started riding. the horse lept into a full gallop and the blonde starting falling off the horse. she started smacking her head on the ground until she finally went unconsious. she fell off. then the WalMart manager had to come and unplug the electric horse. lol
Answers: ok so a blonde decided to go horseback riding. so she go on a horse and started riding. the horse lept into a full gallop and the blonde starting falling off the horse. she started smacking her head on the ground until she finally went unconsious. she fell off. then the WalMart manager had to come and unplug the electric horse. lol
hahahaha!!!
very funny
thanks for sharing.
lol that was totally lame
not that funny sorrry
hahaha...
That is ia really funny blonde joke. I am not blonde but i joke with my blonde friends they don't get affensive. Here's another one, there was a blondelying in bed with her husband and the neighbors dog kept barking for like a half hour straight, so finally she went down stairs and came up about 15 min. later, her husband asked what did you do he is still barking her answer in return was, i put him in our yard and see how they like the barking dog! lol. I thought that was funny. No affense to blondes. BYE!
that wasn't funny it was kinda lame. Srry
HA HA HA actually sorry really lame....
Your joke is good, but needs a little more detail.
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune...
The Walmart manager sees her and shuts the horse off.
i like kitty39's version.. it makes you think that it s a really horse and that shes actually holding on for dear life... and then you throw in the walmart thing i really like it