Lotto Winner?!
Question: A man gets home, screeches his car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of his lungs, “Honey,pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!”
The wife says,“Ohmigod! No sh*t?! What should I pack,beach stuff or mountain stuff?”
The husband yells back,“It doesn’t matter… just get the hell out!”
Answers: A man gets home, screeches his car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of his lungs, “Honey,pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!”
The wife says,“Ohmigod! No sh*t?! What should I pack,beach stuff or mountain stuff?”
The husband yells back,“It doesn’t matter… just get the hell out!”
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:)
Ace ha ha ha ,,,
she gets half anyway
lol
v good star4u