No dogs allowed - funny or not?!


Question: A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.

Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"

The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"


Answers: A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.

Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"

The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"

another good one thanks

Hysterical.

funny

ye thats funny haha

Funny! Star Time.....

Rofl. Heard it before, but it's still funny.

that is funny

lmaoooo funny

LOL!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA FUNNY

I think that i heard this one before but it's still hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Read it here before... did not laugh

thats funny too

Brilliant. I enjoyed that one thanks LOL

Lmao. sharp comeback.

LOL! Thats pretty Good

lmao...awesome lol.

ahahaha,. good one

Excellent

Very good. Lol

hehehe, good one hun, pmsl



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