Blondes.......sorry to any out there.....i no its a stereotype!!?!


Question: Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.

Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"

Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.

When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C".

Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.

After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.


Answers: Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.

Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"

Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.

When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C".

Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.

After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.

The blonde woman gets on an airplane going to pheonix... she sits in first class, even though she doesn't have a first class ticket. The stewardess comes to her and tells her she will have to move back to coach because she didn't pay for first class. The blonde is insulted, and tells the stewardess that she's a beautiful blonde woman, and she deserves to sit in the first class section because she is perfect! She refuses to move to coach!! The stewardess tries to convince the blonde woman, to no avail! She just won't budge!
Finally, the pilot sees this is going nowhere and he steps up to the plate, telling the stewardess that he's married to a blonde, and feels that perhaps he can convince her to move so that the flight can take off because he speaks blondease.
The pilot goes to the blonde woman, whispers in her ear.... she looks up and says, "Well, Why didn't they just say so?" She gets up and moves to the rear section of the plane without any further disturbance.
When the pilot returns to the cockpit, the stewardess is amazed that he was able to get the woman to move so easily. She asks the pilot what he whispered to the blonde woman... the pilot snickers... and says, "I just told her that first class doesn't go to Pheonix!" :oD

lmao...star.

Pretty funny i guess

LOL i still love blonde jokes despite being blonde! have a star

The second one made me laugh out loud. There is always room for blond jokes. =)

LOL!!

you are makinf fun of blods!!!!!!! :( shame on you!?

thats great! thanks for all the laughs this mornin!

yeah it's funny im a blonde idc

lol!!! those r just hilarious

I really liked the water ski joke...

i liked them ALLL lol

lmao...nice one



The answer content post by the user, if contains the copyright content please contact us, we will immediately remove it.
Copyright © 2007 enter-qa.com -   Contact us

Entertainment Categories