What are some of your worst pick up lines you have heard or said?!
Question: I really would like to know!? I think the worst ones are the funniest ones, so tell!
Answers: I really would like to know!? I think the worst ones are the funniest ones, so tell!
Hey babe, i lost my phone number...can i have yours
Are you from fFed Ex or why are you checking out my package...
Im no Fred Flinstone, but i could sure rock your bed
If you were a booger I would pick you!
wow your boobs look heavy you want me to hold them
those must be space pants, cause your a s s is outa this world =D
Do you use windex? because I've been watching you through your window at night and you don't seem to notice me in the tree
Are your parents retarded? Because you're very special
I see you're drinking 1%. Is that because you think you're fat? Well you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.
-Napoleon Dynamite
ey girl get yo fine as* ova here, whhheeewww whhheeee is it hot in here or is it just you hhhaaaahhh siizzzllin hottt
i use these pick up lines and get slapped hard, or hit in the nuts hard lol
I was at a casino one time and this very abrasive guy came up to me and asked, "Are you playing that machine?" I said no. He asked me that for about two times after that and then he said "Can I play with you then?" I said, "Are you kidding?". He turned red in the face and walked off. I can't stand guys like that.
Do you have any (nationality here) in you?
Would you like some?
how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice.. can i get your number.
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if i can change the alphabet i would put you & i together
they're so lame:P
"hey baby, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
enough to break the ice!! hi, my names [insert name]!"
rofl...i tried it a club just too see what reaction i'd get and this girl looked at me like i was retarded... :D
well.... I heard this one that was really random- i think it was yesterday or the day before. Here::
"Youre going down stream a wheel pops off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse?"
wow you must be magic because you've made my undies shrink
i made this 1 up on a night out with some mates then was so drunk i let them talk me into using it
your teeth are like stars, they come out at night. (not a good one!)
you must be very fit (uk slang = good looking), cause youve been running through my head all night
You must be a book, because i've been checkin you out!
Did an angel drop from the sky? or is it just you?
The dogs in the penetentary are gonna be barkin tonight!
Did it hurt?
What?
Falling out of heaven!
or.....
once at the mall a guy walked over to me and sang.. CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK... (i was like don't use a song as a pickup line)
"you cheeky bastard"
girl is your dad a baker?cuz those are some fine buns you got there