Is This A Funny One...Star If You Like...?!
Question: Towards the end of the golf course, Larry hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.
Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.
All of a sudden ... POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.
She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life.
"Better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life. ... As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything for the rest of your life!!!!!"
Then POOF! .. she was gone!
After Larry recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, "Henry, where are you?"
Henry yells back "I'm over here in the p`ssy willows."
Larry shouts back, "DON'T SWING, HENRY; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!"
Answers: Towards the end of the golf course, Larry hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.
Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.
All of a sudden ... POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.
She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life.
"Better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life. ... As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything for the rest of your life!!!!!"
Then POOF! .. she was gone!
After Larry recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, "Henry, where are you?"
Henry yells back "I'm over here in the p`ssy willows."
Larry shouts back, "DON'T SWING, HENRY; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!"
PMSL! very funny 10/10
good one!
Cute, but not worth a star.
LOL, pretty good.
Star for you
haha...yeah, that deserves a star!!
oh you are very good. keep typing that type of messages. i almost fell down laughing you cuty.
do reply, take care, bye bye
hahahaha........hilarious!! starred!!
nice one
OK but no star.
hahaha...don't fool with mother nature!
LOL!!
hahahahhaa!!
star :]
hahahahahha
good one!
Ha ha ha.!!!
Can't afford to lose the P****Willow's too, lol.!!!
That would be a terrible punishment.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers lady.!!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
Excellent thanks for sharing.
Ha ha ha ha ha!!! xD
Excellent joke!!! xD
Here's a star! *
This is very funny and realistic.... I like this very much.... Keep it up by posting something new like this daily to keep the smile in everyone's face.
I don't get it :(