Ok last joke for the day??funny or not??!
Question: hree tortoises, Mick, Andy and Roy, decide to go on a picnic. Mick
packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is that
the picnic site is two miles away.
So, it takes them ten days to get there. When they get there Mick
unpacks the food and beer.
"Ok Roy give me the bottle opener"
"I didn’t bring it" says Roy "I thought you packed it" Mick gets
worried, He turns to Andy, "Did you bring the bottle opener?"
Naturally Andy didn’t bring it.
So they’re stuck two miles from home without a bottle opener. Mick and
Andy beg Roy to go back for it. But he refuses as he says they will eat
all the sandwiches. After two hours, and after they have sworn on their
tortoise lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, he finally
agrees.
Answers: hree tortoises, Mick, Andy and Roy, decide to go on a picnic. Mick
packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is that
the picnic site is two miles away.
So, it takes them ten days to get there. When they get there Mick
unpacks the food and beer.
"Ok Roy give me the bottle opener"
"I didn’t bring it" says Roy "I thought you packed it" Mick gets
worried, He turns to Andy, "Did you bring the bottle opener?"
Naturally Andy didn’t bring it.
So they’re stuck two miles from home without a bottle opener. Mick and
Andy beg Roy to go back for it. But he refuses as he says they will eat
all the sandwiches. After two hours, and after they have sworn on their
tortoise lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, he finally
agrees.
ROLMMFAO!!!!!
hahahahahahaaa.......
Kind of funny.
Hahaha. Very funny!
Hey dude, i not only liked it i loved it, and i also starred it. Truely its funny, its from my heart and not a lie. I starred u dude so please give the 10 points 2 me and also as i truely meant it was funny.
Very good for first thing in the morning. Ha Ha
If I give it a star will you give me the 10 points, remember I am behind the tree watching you, if I don't get the points I'm taking the star away
IT'S JUST DAMMN FUNNY !?!!?!!!!
ROFLMAO!!! that's the funniest joke ive ever heard! 1000 thumbs up!! (well if I had that many!) =)
lmao...another pearler...awesome!
oh man your very funny i almost fell down laughing. you are very good at this. you are a natural at this. keep on typing those keys. your jokes are very funny.
do reply, take care, bye bye
took a long time to get there
Honestly? Not very funny. Too long winded. The premise is good, but the punch line is terrible.
Thats HILARIOUS!!! I am gunna tell all of my friends that...thnx...good job