Rocket gas?!
Question: HARRY and John were working at Woomera Rocket Range and were bored shitless, so Harry suggested they get stuck into some rocket fuel. They siphoned some off, got into it and stumbled home.
The next morning John’s phone rang and Harry was on the other end asking, “John, how do you feel? Have you got a hangover? Are you crook in the guts?”
“Nope,” replied John.
“Have you farted yet?” asked Harry.
“Nope,” said John.
“Don’t!” yelled Harry. “I just let one off and now I’m phoning you from Singapore!”
K.W., HERVEY BAY, QLD
Answers: HARRY and John were working at Woomera Rocket Range and were bored shitless, so Harry suggested they get stuck into some rocket fuel. They siphoned some off, got into it and stumbled home.
The next morning John’s phone rang and Harry was on the other end asking, “John, how do you feel? Have you got a hangover? Are you crook in the guts?”
“Nope,” replied John.
“Have you farted yet?” asked Harry.
“Nope,” said John.
“Don’t!” yelled Harry. “I just let one off and now I’m phoning you from Singapore!”
K.W., HERVEY BAY, QLD
boys will be boys with their toys.
the joke was funny.
you get a star.
funny. liked it.
hahaha
Hahaha, funny :)