If woman have the menopause why dont guys have womanopause?!
Question: pmsl, what do you call it when blokes think they're dying from a cold??????????????
Answers: pmsl, what do you call it when blokes think they're dying from a cold??????????????
because nobody can say that word out loud. they get man flu
Cause women lose interest in men but men never lose interest in women.?
Any married man has it from the time they say: "I DO!"
'Cos they get off with everything!
ahaha thats a good question
lol
We hey..............good question?
You cant pause with women..they don't let you speak anyway.
hehehe good one.
because they are in the habit of blaming guys for everything!
MENopause
MENstruatioon
MENtal health
MANhole covers (who thought of that one, some gay genius?)
Sorry, men don't "pause". It's only the women that pause. Nature in its wisdom was partial to men Take a closer look at the process of reproduction. The woman only produces an egg in about 30 days. The man produces billions of spermatozoa in that same period So when the woman uses up that egg, she has to pause for some time before she can reproduce another. The male does not pause. After the act, the female is left to do the clean up and may have to pause for 9 months. At the end of 9 months she still has to pause for lactation.
Menopause usually occurs between the ages of 45 to 55 for a woman. The man is still fertile up to 70.
Does this help?..:)
Men go through a change very much like women in their middle years, they like women, experience complex hormonal rhythms that affect their sexuality, mood, and temperament. But some men don’t experience much of a crisis; they just continue living through the first part of their life and the second. Others go through a period of great turbulence, but then are redeemed and find a new course and approach for the second passage of their lives.
And, of course, every person is different. And not all men going through this stage of life, will experience it exactly the same way. The passage into middle age is a complicated. It has many personal, social, economic and family implications. It may therefore be difficult to differentiate these changes from the symptoms of other conditions that can create some of the same symptoms.
Male Menopause (also called andropause or viropause) begins with hormonal, physiological chemical changes that occur in all men generally between the ages of forty and fifty-five, though it can occur as early as thirty-five or at late as sixty-five.
These changes affect all aspects of man’s life. Male menopause is thus a psychological, interpersonal, social and spiritual dimension. Men have reported having as many premenstrual type symptoms as women do (reduced or increased energy, irritability, and other negative moods, black pain, sleeplessness, headaches, confusion, etc.).
Hormonal changes greatly affect men going through male menopause, louvered levels of hormones at mild life are central to the changes associated with male menopause.
Recent research indicates that lowered levels of the following hormones may decrease sex drive, increase depression and weight gain, and contribute to a general decrease in well being and health:
Dopamine, Oxytocin, Vasopressin, Growth hormone, Melatonin, DHEA, Pregnenolone, Thyroid hormone, and Testosterone.
Men, like women, experience complex hormonal rhythms that affect their sexuality, mood, and temperament. Studies show five different testosterone cycles in men:
* Rhythmic fluctuations three to four time an hour.
* Daily changes with testosterone higher in the morning and lower in the afternoon.
* Monthly fluctuations that are rhythmic, but different for each man.
* Fluctuations of testosterone levels throughout the year with levels higher in October and lower in April.
* Decreasing levels of testosterone associated with male menopause that occurs as men get older.
Men have physical and emotional reactions to hormonal fluctuations throughout the month, similar to PMS in women.
Cos woman get fed up with men
For a moment there country...I thought this was an Elric question......
Ha ha!!! Very funny Country but you have got a point!!!