A tiny joke =)?!
Question: A blind man walks into a bar, makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender. "Hey, You wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair that you should know five things.
Number One. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
Number Two. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
Number Three. I'm a six-foot-tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
Number Four. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
Number Five. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
She concludes by smugly asking, "Now think about it seriously, mister.
Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five bloody times!"
Answers: A blind man walks into a bar, makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender. "Hey, You wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair that you should know five things.
Number One. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
Number Two. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
Number Three. I'm a six-foot-tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
Number Four. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
Number Five. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
She concludes by smugly asking, "Now think about it seriously, mister.
Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five bloody times!"
hahahaha!!!!
very funny
thanks for sharing.
ha!
Great joke! funny as hell
Ha Ha
HAHAHAHAHA.
Not bad :)
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lol
Thanks for the laugh :)
Che?
proper old that la
Thatz funny!
OMG HAH! funny!! :D
Funny...
I gave u a star
fab brill sooooo fun
giggle chuckle ha ha chuckle ha ha splutter
thats the funnist blonde joke keep um cumin
Funny, Yes! But, OLD!!
Great! That's fabulous!
Star for you!
hilarious:)~
yes that deserves a star that was a good one
heard that before pretty funny
MMMMMMm :)Has the blind ever seen blonde :) Mmmmmm they're gorgeous :)
hahahahahah...great....ahahahahahaha however i think blonde women are not that stupid.
really good joke n luckily i aint blonde so i aint gonna ask ya 2 explain it:)
WOW! Absolutely Hilarious! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Star for you!!!
LOL!!!
OMG!!!!! lol!!!! that is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!
lol
HA!!
Brilliant. Thank you. Well worth a star.
thats well funny and i will star it if you put me as your best answer.
Amusing sir!
Nice.