A hilarious blonde joke =)?!
Question: There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer
Answers: There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer
hahaha i love this one
how about:
a blonde walks into a hair dressers place with head phones on and they girl that's about to cut her hair says you need to take your headphones off
the girl ssaid then i cant get my haircut
the next week she came in again and asked for a haircut but the lady said you have to take your headphones out! The next time she went she really needed a hair cut so when the the lady said to take out her headphones, the blonde took off her headphones and dropped dead on the ground. The hair dresser was curious was to what the blonde was listening to, she picked up the headphone and heard a soft voice going "breathe in and out, in and out....."
thats funny
lmao!!!! Thats funnnnnyyyyyyy:) i love that one!!
:) I starred ya
It's cute!!! and charming I would recommend using it.
Funny....
How do you drown a blond???
put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the tub...(haha)
Brilliant. I like it thanks for sharing. Worth a star.
lol
that has got to be a blonde's favorite joke there
that's a good one!
a really good one!
lol!
thx for sharing!
u get a star!
LMAO, FUNNIEST JOKE ON EARTH!
OMG!!! That is THE funniest joke On earth!!! hahah! 1 Star 4 u!
That's something that our long time friend old gregg would say....we made the same bet with him once!!!
P.S. go and watch the old gregg youtube video!!!
hahahaha that is funnny!
so blondes arent dumb after all......
welll there goes my excuse!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no jk
Cute!
good one!
Good one!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
heard this before still funny!
hahahha no doubt funny joke
lol...nice one
Clever girl!
ha ha ha
good one!