Poll:- Do you know a Joke?!
Question: Jo
Answers: Jo
A teacher at a polytechnic college reminded her pupils of tomorrow's final exam.
'Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.
I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!'
A smart-arsed guy at the back of the room raised his hand and asked,
'What would you happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?'
The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering.
When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said,
'Well, I suppose you'd have to write with your other hand'.
Q)What has a rubix cube and a penis got in common?
A)the longer you play with them the harder they get!
LOL!
funny enough??
what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
nothing, you already told her twice.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
I woke up at 4 in the morning from hunger pangs, so i went to a deli that i know is open 24 hours. I get there, and there's a guy out front locking the place up.
I say, "Hey, I thought you were open 24 hours?"
He says, "Not in a row."
yes. Do you?
guy to girl
The word of the day ie legs, now wanna go to my place and spread the word?
Yeah but it would get me reported.
Two I recently made up:
1) And then there was the man who stopped in at the nearest psychiatrist's office hoping to see the doctor right away. He explained to the receptionist that he was in a crisis mode since he suffered bouts of severe depression whenever he was rejected in any way, great or small. The receptionist replied, "So sorry, but we can't help you today.."
2) Q: Why are most clones so nervous and high-strung?
A: Because they are always "beside themselves: !!
my love life.HaHaha
Loads !
Q: where does the one-legged lady work?
A: i-hop
its so mean. but u kno its funny.
?Melli_Boo?
mine ain't printable.
nope, minds a blank Jo, like the first answer though! lol
a few