Little Johnny Joke.....Star if you like....?!
Question: A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger.
His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something.
The boy continues. "Johnny!" mom screams. "Knock it off. You're going to break something."
He stops and eventually mom leaves for a short trip to the store. Johnny starts up with the balloon again. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet.
Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge. A diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes. When she's finished she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing. Diarrhoea everywhere! She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her doctor.
The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assure her he'll be over shortly to examine everything. When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP! The balloon explodes and diarrhea is everywhere. On him, the walls, etc.
"Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.
He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the first time I've ever seen a fart
Answers: A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger.
His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something.
The boy continues. "Johnny!" mom screams. "Knock it off. You're going to break something."
He stops and eventually mom leaves for a short trip to the store. Johnny starts up with the balloon again. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet.
Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge. A diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes. When she's finished she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing. Diarrhoea everywhere! She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her doctor.
The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assure her he'll be over shortly to examine everything. When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP! The balloon explodes and diarrhea is everywhere. On him, the walls, etc.
"Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.
He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the first time I've ever seen a fart
OHhhhhhhh!!!
LOL!!!
:)
Haha,..... Hilarious! XD Star for you!
Ha ha! More jokes please!
That stinks,but still amusing.
Positively disgusting.... but it was funny
LMAO!!!! hilarious and brilliant
Hilarious!!! xD
Have a star! *
LOL.
"Little Johnny Frostbite, Moving Around.
Freezing You Up. Freezing You Down
- Like An Iceicle"
Brilliant joke. Well worth a star.
Now thats a real shitty joke LOL
That disgusting its hilarious!!!
Little Johnny strikes again !! Ha ha !!! not heard this one before.!
Haha that is funny
Ha Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha Ha … That was so uproariously funny!!! Truly star worthy Hon!!!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
brill
lol! clap, clap, clap!
Very funny!!!!!
HAHA very funny
i have not laughed so much in a long time !
Love johnny
Whoa! Did not see that one coming! Good one! I see you haven't lost it! lol.