Do you think this joke is funny? Its about Bull Mating!?!


Question: A husband took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls.
They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'

The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'

They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,

''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, 'That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.'

They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,

'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'

The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said,'That's once a day.You could REALLY learn something from this one

The husband looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'

The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and he should eventually make a full recovery.


Answers: A husband took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls.
They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'

The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'

They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,

''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, 'That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.'

They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,

'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'

The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said,'That's once a day.You could REALLY learn something from this one

The husband looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'

The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and he should eventually make a full recovery.

ROTFLMAO! Ah, had heard it before (I've always lived in states with a lot of agriculture) but it's a great one and you tell it well because last time the punch line "Yeah but he isn't stuck with the same cow every night." The phrase "same old cow" seems funnier. The part about his condition being upgraded to stable is a nice ending, when I heard it that wasn't here.

Good one and so appropriate for Valentine's Day.

I dont get it...
Oh wait yeah i do!
Haaa! very good (:

This might actually be real ...... no BULL.

Very very good one

Brilliant!!! xD
Excellent joke! xD

Have a star! *

that is funny mean but funny

hahaha...very funny lmao.

LMAO, he sure did take in more than he cld chew

OMG!!! cool joke

haha

I am still laughing!



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