OLDIE but Goldie''''''' three men working on a bridg!
Question: it's tea break , Scotsman says"if i have ham again im gonna throw myself off this bridge", it is, he does!Englishman the same, "If this is Egg i'm gonna---" it is ,he does,Irishman simular"if this is Cheese i'm gonna throw myself---" it is and he does. At the funeral english wife said "had i known he did'nt like Ham i never would made them",Scotswoman said"had i known he didnt likeEgg i never would have made them" Irishwoman said "I'm shocked HE MADE HIS OWN LUNCH"
Answers: it's tea break , Scotsman says"if i have ham again im gonna throw myself off this bridge", it is, he does!Englishman the same, "If this is Egg i'm gonna---" it is ,he does,Irishman simular"if this is Cheese i'm gonna throw myself---" it is and he does. At the funeral english wife said "had i known he did'nt like Ham i never would made them",Scotswoman said"had i known he didnt likeEgg i never would have made them" Irishwoman said "I'm shocked HE MADE HIS OWN LUNCH"
the scot had ham and the englishman had egg.
Surely their wives would have known this, as it caused their demise.?
Did the scot and english men mix their lunches every day?
lol :)
never heard that one before - thanks!
haha
wait so he wanted to kill himself because of cheese??
im confused
I never heard that one
great joke like you say an oldie but a goodie
heard it before but still funny..amazing how that works... u were right i guess.... oldie but GOLDIE!
LOL!
Yeh it has done a few score years on it's rounds, but still good.
Well spotted john_mcnabb@btinternet...
Bit of a continuity error there.
lol
i have heard it as a chinese, a lumberjack and a hill billy
the chinese has an egg roll and the lumberjack has pancakes
they kill eachother and their wives are guilty
but the hill billy had a mcdonalds bigmac and his wife said" dont look at me, he scrounged up his own fittles!"
lmao...star.
Jings, that wis, an auld ain !!!!
hahahahaha!!!
very funny
thanks for sharing.
Good one, very funny joke.
ha ha ha v good,,,,