Have you ever had an embarrassing yet extremely hilarious conversation with your!


Question: Share your story!
Here's mine.

We were talking about FLATULENCE of all things...Not LIKE my mom, but she's been a medical professional, and so was my dad, so it goes with the territory.
She said something to the affect it is so much less embarrassing to have bowel gas than vaginal. (I SWEAR BEFORE GOD I AM NOT TRYING TO BE CRASS! This was the actual conversation.) Reason being, is it is easier to control bowel gas. As for the other, it sounds like a duck and it's harder to control it and seems to come out of nowhere!
So, being a little drunk,(now more so) I imagined and vocalized a two sided conversation...
"Why do you have a duck in your hoohoo?"
*shakes head* "It's been a LONG time. It's been a LOOONNNG time."

I guess you have to either be drunk too, or you had to be there. It was funny dammit.
*slurrrp P.R. Rum and OJ*


Answers: Share your story!
Here's mine.

We were talking about FLATULENCE of all things...Not LIKE my mom, but she's been a medical professional, and so was my dad, so it goes with the territory.
She said something to the affect it is so much less embarrassing to have bowel gas than vaginal. (I SWEAR BEFORE GOD I AM NOT TRYING TO BE CRASS! This was the actual conversation.) Reason being, is it is easier to control bowel gas. As for the other, it sounds like a duck and it's harder to control it and seems to come out of nowhere!
So, being a little drunk,(now more so) I imagined and vocalized a two sided conversation...
"Why do you have a duck in your hoohoo?"
*shakes head* "It's been a LONG time. It's been a LOOONNNG time."

I guess you have to either be drunk too, or you had to be there. It was funny dammit.
*slurrrp P.R. Rum and OJ*

Yes but what I would give to have more with her now. I lost her about three Mondays ago.

ewww

yukk sum convo srry don't have a story

I really cannot go into it due to the fact that my entire immediate family works with Special Needs children....(confidentiality clause)............But that really is minor compared to some of our dinner conversations.....about what bodily fluid we have had the misfortune of having thrown at us that day or smeared onto our person....we have made grown men leave the table gagging.....

And you are right it does sound like a duck!
(QUACK)
*giggling*
Peace.

Well..I could tell you about how the Nurses used to try and gross me out. They knew my weakness of course..but I also knew theirs.

It was ....interesting.
;)

Oh...I am laughing myself silly BTW.

So you didn't mix the three ingredients together, huh?! I'M VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU YOUNG LADY!!! I told you! Mix the P.R. Rum with the O.J. & Dr. Pepper!
BTW, GEM's right! It does sound like a duck!!

well my daughter gave me condoms..that was weird and embarrassing!
Generally its the other way around
She has also talked to me about her sex life which is also weirdly embarrassing..but I will not discourage



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