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Question: A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with a brunette that she worked with at a bar.
The brunette suggested, "There may be a chance to sell that car easier, but it's not going to be legal."
"That doesn't matter at all," replied the blonde. "All that matters it that I am able to sell this car."
"Alright," replied the brunette. In a quiet voice, she told the blonde: "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop around here. Tell him I sent you, and he will turn the counter back on your car to 40,000 miles. Then it shouldn't be a problem to sell your car."
The following weekend, the blonde took a trip to the mechanic on the brunette's advice.
About one month after that, the brunette saw the blonde and asked, "Did you sell your car?"
"No!" replied the blonde. "Why should I? It only has 40,000 miles on it."
Answers: A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with a brunette that she worked with at a bar.
The brunette suggested, "There may be a chance to sell that car easier, but it's not going to be legal."
"That doesn't matter at all," replied the blonde. "All that matters it that I am able to sell this car."
"Alright," replied the brunette. In a quiet voice, she told the blonde: "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop around here. Tell him I sent you, and he will turn the counter back on your car to 40,000 miles. Then it shouldn't be a problem to sell your car."
The following weekend, the blonde took a trip to the mechanic on the brunette's advice.
About one month after that, the brunette saw the blonde and asked, "Did you sell your car?"
"No!" replied the blonde. "Why should I? It only has 40,000 miles on it."
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lol thats really funny nice one
lol that is funny.
that is some funny s hit!
Thats funny... You get a star! ;)
a little funny
lol Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory???
She was eating all the W's
ha ha. hilarious. great joke!
ha :( why can't the subject be a brunette or a red head? why does it always have to be a blonde?
but it was a bit comical
hahaha
yea that was funny lol
ha ha ha
heard much better ones
Why was the Blonde snorting Splenda?
Because she thought it was Diet Coke
Hee, hee.
I love it ! :)
thats funny=)
silly blonde!
Blondes! Will they ever learn? The answer is no. No, they will not learn. Good blow jobs though!!
Ha ha ha
very good!
lol bt old
LOL that was funny
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This is seriously the most groanful blond joke I've heard in a long, long time. I'm still groaning as I write this. I'll be repeating this one for sure!