I Didnt Get This Riddle. Can Anyone Explain Me ?? +EXTRA?!


Question: I Saw Question-
why was the baby ant so confused?
And Its Answer-
because all of his uncles were ants!!!

WHAT DOES IT MEANS????????

EXTRA-
Any Small Joke?? I Am In Good Mode And Wana Make It The Best So Small Joke PLEASE??????


Answers: I Saw Question-
why was the baby ant so confused?
And Its Answer-
because all of his uncles were ants!!!

WHAT DOES IT MEANS????????

EXTRA-
Any Small Joke?? I Am In Good Mode And Wana Make It The Best So Small Joke PLEASE??????

the AUNT is confused bcuz all his UNCLES were AUNTS
see, they are words that sound the same =]
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ok, there are 3 guys, sh it, shutup, and manners.
one day shutup drivin in the car to go pick sh it and manners up and a cop pulls them over bcuz they were speeding.
the cop says 'young man what is your name?'
so shutup says 'shut up'
the police says ' exuse me? would you mind telling me your name?'
so shutup says 'shut up'
the cop says' young man, where are your manners?'
shut up says ' over there picking up shi t'

because he was from deep south in america............

its a play on words...
his uncles were ants....
like his uncles were aunts


why did the boy fall off his bike??
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...
...
because someone threw a fridge at him!

Ants - Aunts

they are homonyms.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"


Sorry, thats the best I could come up with.

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant it’s already raining.
Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.
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Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer
gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.
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Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have
posted it....
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Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the
passengers in the bus he was driving..

Funny you should ask for any small joke ... I just made up the below joke and posted it for people's opinions ...
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AND THEN there was the guy who stopped at the nearest psychiatrist's office claiming he was severely depressed because he couldn't deal with any kind of rejection ... and the receptionist said, "I'm sorry but we can't help you."
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So, whaddya' think ??

ants sounds like "aunts".....

why was 6 scared?
cos 7, 8, 9.

what do you call a man with a seagul on his head?
- cliff

what do call a man with 50 rabbits up his bum?
- warren

what do you call a man with a showel in his head?
-dug

what do you call a man without a shovel?
- douglas

what do you call a man standing between two buildings?
-ali

what do you call a man with a piece of bacon on his head?
- hammed

what do you call a man with two pieces of bacon on his head?
- mohammed

what do you call a man with two pieces of bacon on his head standing between two buildings?
- mohammed ali

what do you call a man standing on one foot?
-balan singh

and his sister?
- eileen

what do you call a blind reindeer?
- no idea

what do you call a blind reindeer with no legs?
- still no idea

what do you call a copulating blind reindeer with no legs?
- still no f*ckin idea!


Trust me these are funny when you are drunk!

1. there is a sorta pun. ants-aunts. they sound kinda the same u see.

2. sorry dont have one



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