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Question: 2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.


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Sardar was busy removing a wheel from
his auto. A man asks sardar why
are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.


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Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai.

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Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab .
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

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How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.

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Answers: 2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.


============ ========= ==

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from
his auto. A man asks sardar why
are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.


============ ========= ====

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai.

============ ========= =======

Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab .
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

============ ======

How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.

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Do you enjoy perpetuating hate against Sikhs and Punjabis because they are the most successful community abroad amongst Indians? The average Sikh is more educated than the average Hindu, where are your Hindu jokes?

You're racist and should be banned,

lame!

hahahaha

Nice:)

Good Ones!!!

This lot was the best!!!! hehehehehehehehehehehehe....sardars strike again :)

coooooool always make us laugh

UR jokes r mindblowing!!!

FUNTASTIC!!!!!!!

tears of laugh...in my eyes...
will you please send me all your "sardar jokes" to wild_wild_vik@rediffmail.co.in ???
pls yaar..

hahaha

Oh...nice, may you provide us more ?

funny jokes...star!!!



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