Best 2 ur mom jokes ever..?!


Question: ur moms like a bowling ball... she keeps getting fingered and thrown in the gutter but just keeps coming back for more.

ur moms like a tornado..
she just keeps sucking and blowing and in the end she has ur house


Answers: ur moms like a bowling ball... she keeps getting fingered and thrown in the gutter but just keeps coming back for more.

ur moms like a tornado..
she just keeps sucking and blowing and in the end she has ur house

woooooooooooooooooooow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.... man.....i really loved it....THERE'S THE STAR FOR U...keep posting gr8 jokes......my best wishes are with u bcoz u are doing a good job of making others laugh...

-chuckles- Those were kinda funny.

The second joke didnt make any sense to me. The first one was ok.

Yo mama is like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet!
Yo mama is so nasty, she went to Red Lobster and got thrown out for bringing her own crabs!
Yo mama is so fat, she stepped on the scale and her phone number came up!
Yo mama's a dyslexic hooker, for 25 dollars she'll sick my duck!

:) they were ok but i hear them all the time.

Your mom's like a gun, two cocks and she's loaded!

Your mom's is like a board, flat and easy to nail!

lol good ones, star

Ya mama so fat she made weight watchers stop lookin

Willie Nelson rules!

your momma's poosies so dry even the crabs carry canteen's.

thats just gross. thanks for poisoning my mind. >:oZ
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