Two boys playing in a manchester park...?!
Question: ..when suddenly a Rottweiller jumps out of nowhere and attacks the first boy. The second boy bravely fights off the dog, hitting it with a plank of wood, killing it instantly.
A passing journalist is shocked, and approaches the boys. He says, "This'll make the front page," and adds, "The headline will be: Hero United Fan saves his friend from a Terrible Fate".
The boy says, "But I don't support Man United"
The journalist thinks and says, "Okay, how about- 'Brave City fan rescues friend from Devil Dog"
"You don't understand," says the boy, "I don't support either of them. The lad i rescued is my cousin, i'm over visiting from Liverpool,"
The journalist says okay, and heads off to write his front page report,
"Scouse Bastard KILLS Loved Family Pet"
Answers: ..when suddenly a Rottweiller jumps out of nowhere and attacks the first boy. The second boy bravely fights off the dog, hitting it with a plank of wood, killing it instantly.
A passing journalist is shocked, and approaches the boys. He says, "This'll make the front page," and adds, "The headline will be: Hero United Fan saves his friend from a Terrible Fate".
The boy says, "But I don't support Man United"
The journalist thinks and says, "Okay, how about- 'Brave City fan rescues friend from Devil Dog"
"You don't understand," says the boy, "I don't support either of them. The lad i rescued is my cousin, i'm over visiting from Liverpool,"
The journalist says okay, and heads off to write his front page report,
"Scouse Bastard KILLS Loved Family Pet"
Oh, Dear! <sniff> Makes me sad for Rufus, the great Terrible Beast. He was just a puppy inside. I think he died of a broken heart. I doubt a plank of wood would have done it.
haa haa
lol
Heard it before, but it still makes me laugh
Top marks to Sarah!
lol
Nice one....
ha ha ha ace ,,,,,,,
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funny
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hahahaha!!!
very funny
thanks for sharing.