Funny science exam answers?!


Question: When you breath, you inspire. When you don't breath, you expire.

The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.

A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.

When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.

For head colds, use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops into your throat.

The moon is a planet just like Earth, only deader.

Artificial insemination is what the farmer does to the cow instead of the bull.

Dew is formed on leaves when sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.

To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.

Equator: A managerie lion running around Earth through Africa.

To remove dust from your eye, pull the eye down over the nose.

Momentum. What you give a person when they are going away.

Nitrogen is not found in Ireland, because it is not found in a free state.

Magnet: Something you can find crawling over a dead cat.


Answers: When you breath, you inspire. When you don't breath, you expire.

The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.

A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.

When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.

For head colds, use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops into your throat.

The moon is a planet just like Earth, only deader.

Artificial insemination is what the farmer does to the cow instead of the bull.

Dew is formed on leaves when sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.

To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.

Equator: A managerie lion running around Earth through Africa.

To remove dust from your eye, pull the eye down over the nose.

Momentum. What you give a person when they are going away.

Nitrogen is not found in Ireland, because it is not found in a free state.

Magnet: Something you can find crawling over a dead cat.

LMAO this is really funny... ive got a print out on the front of my biology and chemistry folder now !

hilarious
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do i make you perspire?

...nothing witty to say... fading away now...

genius. hahahahahahhaa



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