Yo Mama Jokes Of The Week.?!
Question: Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Answers: Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Enjoying them...keep going! LMAO
yo mamas so fat da scientists used her belt to measure the equater
THROW SOME D's on that B***H
Yo mama so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
i like that one !
yo momma so ugly she got to sneek up on a glass of water just to get a drink
yo moma so fat, the fattest man alive walked up to her and said"da*n you fat"
Yo mama so fat when she started swimming in the ocean, all of the whales started singing "We are family even though you're fatter than me".
Thass cute,I like those!