Do u hav any funny jokes?!
Question: Wut is the JOKE???
Answers: Wut is the JOKE???
I was hoping you would tell me !
no
I have dead baby ones....
Okkk These three guys are stuck on an island. They meet these natives, and the head native says, " Each of you must bring 10 of the same fruits, or I will chop off your heads!" Soo the First guy comes back with 10 oranges. The head native says, " Now shove it up your butt." He gets 7 up and cannot get anymore. So the head native cuts off his head. Now the second guy comes back with 10 cherries. The native tells him to shove it up his butt. He gets 9 up with ease, but then bursts with laughter, so the native cuts off his head. While in heaven, the first guy asks him, " Why did you stop! You only had one more to go!" The second guy responded, " Because I saw the third guy coming back with watermelons!"
Im sorry if its not too funny. Just a little story that was passed on when I was young
I have one:
One night on a roof at a restaurant a couple was eating their dinner together.Then a man came up to them and said "The streets are made of rubber.""What?"asked the man from the couple.
"The streets are made of rubber."replied the man.
"Prove it."said the couple.
So the man did.He stood at the edge of the building and jumped right off,and bounced right back up.
"WOW!"exclaimed the man from the couple"Do it again"
So the man did it again then the man eating said "I think I'm going to try that!"
So he did,but he didn't bounce back up.Instead he layed on the street all sprawled out.
After the ambulance toke the poor man away a waitress came up to the other man and said:"Superman,your mean when you're drunk.