Taxi Driver In Heaven?!
Question: A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them.
'Come with me', said St. Peter to the taxi driver.
The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an olympic size pool.
'Wow, thank you', said the taxi driver.
Next, St. Peter led the priest to a rugged old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set.
'Wait, I think you are a little mixed up', said the priest. 'Shouldn't I be the one who gets the mansion? After all I was a priest, went to church every day, and preached God's word.'
'Yes, that's true. But during your sermons people slept. When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed.'
Answers: A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them.
'Come with me', said St. Peter to the taxi driver.
The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an olympic size pool.
'Wow, thank you', said the taxi driver.
Next, St. Peter led the priest to a rugged old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set.
'Wait, I think you are a little mixed up', said the priest. 'Shouldn't I be the one who gets the mansion? After all I was a priest, went to church every day, and preached God's word.'
'Yes, that's true. But during your sermons people slept. When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed.'
hehehe, i know, i have been in that taxi, pmsl
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SO FUNNY MILK JUST CAME OUT OF MY NOSE!!!
Man that is realy realy realy realy Hilarious
haha cute joke, star for you!
excellent one...where did you get this?
OMFG! That's great!
I've laughed i don't know if i will sleep because of this joke....HaaaHaaaHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Got another taxi driver & priest one.
A taxi driver in New York pulls over and lets a priest get in. The priest sits down and tells him where to go. While he is driving, the taxi driver sees a lawyer walking across the road, and not just any lawyer - this one screwed him out of $10 grand a year back. The taxi driver wanted to hit him really badly, but he didn't want to do it in front of a man of God. So, he hatches a plan.
Right as he pulls up near the lawyer he pretends to pass out at the wheel. He loses control of the car and crashes into another taxi.
The next thing he sees is a hospital ceiling. He is hooked up to an IV in a bed. He sees the priest who had been in the car accident sitting next to him, praying.
"You're alive! Praise the Lord!" the priest says.
"Did I hit him? That lawyer that was crossing the street?" the taxi driver asks.
"No," the priest replies, "but I got him with the door."
I am a taxi driver. So will that happen to me one day. Very good joke.
Funny, but I've heard that one before...........
Umm.......exactly HOW many people don't stand on Earth's ground anymore because of this taxi drvier?
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is great. Worth a star.
lol
that made me laugh
funny
i know this driver you talk about
star award
LMAO!!!!!!!
hahahahah
OMG! HA! HA!
lol very funny
ya that is realy nice
good one
Ha, that's a good one.
Superb boss.... hilarious