Traffic cop...?!
Question: While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit),
a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the
other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car,
and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked,
"What's your hurry?"
To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a
Rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up
to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work
from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but
surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs. $45.00
The Look on Cop's Face.
PRICELESS
Answers: While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit),
a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the
other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car,
and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked,
"What's your hurry?"
To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a
Rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up
to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work
from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but
surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs. $45.00
The Look on Cop's Face.
PRICELESS
Excellent...loved it have a star
Brilliant.
It's been a long day and I really needed a laugh.
Thank you!
Very good
that is fantastic!!!!!!!!!!
very funny lol x
naughty naughty not all traffic cops are like that
brilliant joke though
Ha ha ha, brilliant.
Ha ha! Nice one.
that's really VERY funny
LOL!!!
thankyou!
You made my day happy!!
Absolutley fantastic ! thanxs for t'giggle : )
Brought tears to my eyes !!!!!!!
Keep them a comin.............Sid.
Love it! I just couldn't stop laughing.
HAHA that realllly is a good one =D
That is soooooooooooooo funny. thanks.
took me a second, but yes very good indeed ;0)
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LOL
hahahahah
Lol
ha ha ha v good,,
excellent !
lol