A joke b4 you slumber?!
Question: A Bloke walks into a bric-a-brac shop and sees an ornamental brass rat, the sort of thing women of a certain age love to put on the mantlepiece. He thinks "that'll be perfect for his Mother's birthday", so he asks the shopkeeper how much it is.
"￡25 for the rat, ￡100 for the story", replies the man.
"Forget the story" says the bloke, and so buys the rat for 25 quid. He walks off down the road, but has not gone 30 yards when a rat comes up from the gutter and starts to follow him. Soon more arrive, and in a few minutes the whole street is a sea of rats, all following the bloke, who keeps walking until he comes to a cliff. He throws the brass rat over, and millions of rats follow, one after each other, plunging to certain death. The bloke them runs back to shop.....
"Aaaah", says the shop keeper, "you'll be back for the story"
"Screw the story - do you have a brass Man Utd fan?"
Hilary Clinton- 2008
Answers: A Bloke walks into a bric-a-brac shop and sees an ornamental brass rat, the sort of thing women of a certain age love to put on the mantlepiece. He thinks "that'll be perfect for his Mother's birthday", so he asks the shopkeeper how much it is.
"￡25 for the rat, ￡100 for the story", replies the man.
"Forget the story" says the bloke, and so buys the rat for 25 quid. He walks off down the road, but has not gone 30 yards when a rat comes up from the gutter and starts to follow him. Soon more arrive, and in a few minutes the whole street is a sea of rats, all following the bloke, who keeps walking until he comes to a cliff. He throws the brass rat over, and millions of rats follow, one after each other, plunging to certain death. The bloke them runs back to shop.....
"Aaaah", says the shop keeper, "you'll be back for the story"
"Screw the story - do you have a brass Man Utd fan?"
Hilary Clinton- 2008
WOW ! It's totally funny. I enjoyed it. From where did u get it? or Did you make this up all by urself?
i didnt get it =[
Wha?
This is a British Soccer Joke.
Manchester United is a soccer team. They chap wants to throw one of their fans off a cliff, and hope the other fans would follow.
But if you had a brass "Manchester United Fan"... he'd weigh like... 150 lbs. How could you possibly throw him off a cliff? Wouldn't it be better to bury him?
(No offense meant to fans of any team!)
yea i get it. u wanna throw manchester united fans off a cliff huh? well i dont care cuz im an arsenal fan anyway.
lol...good one.