This is brilliant!!!!?!
Question: A woman went 2 her doctor. The doctor said, " You have cancer, and you ' d best put your affairs in order." The woman was shocked and walked into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. "Well hun, we women celebrate when things are good, and when they r bad. In this case, things aren ' t well. I have cancer. Let ' s head to the
club." After 3 or 4 martinis, the 2 were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more martinis. They were approached by some of the woman ' s old friends, who were curious as 2 what the 2 were celebrating. The woman told her friends they were drinking 2 her impending end. "I ' ve been diagnosed with AIDS." The friends were aghast and gave the woman their condolences. After the friends left, the woman ' s daughter leaned over and whispered, "Mum, I thought you said you were dying of cancer not AIDS". The woman says, "I don't want anyone to sleep with ur dad once I am gone!!"
Now that is putting your affairs in order!!!
Answers: A woman went 2 her doctor. The doctor said, " You have cancer, and you ' d best put your affairs in order." The woman was shocked and walked into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. "Well hun, we women celebrate when things are good, and when they r bad. In this case, things aren ' t well. I have cancer. Let ' s head to the
club." After 3 or 4 martinis, the 2 were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more martinis. They were approached by some of the woman ' s old friends, who were curious as 2 what the 2 were celebrating. The woman told her friends they were drinking 2 her impending end. "I ' ve been diagnosed with AIDS." The friends were aghast and gave the woman their condolences. After the friends left, the woman ' s daughter leaned over and whispered, "Mum, I thought you said you were dying of cancer not AIDS". The woman says, "I don't want anyone to sleep with ur dad once I am gone!!"
Now that is putting your affairs in order!!!
Oh my god...I have tears in my eyes. That's awesome!!
hahaha lol
MUAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA..........
That would definitely keep me from going after her hubby!
LMAaOO!
That is really brilliant! =)
LMAO!!! wow, that was a good one, i didnt see the end coming, i like surprise endings
hahaha that's a good one !!
lol...i must say...that was pretty funny
i didnt expect that
Depressingly clever !!
lmao smart thinking (:
ha ha ha
HaHa........ good one, didn't see it coming!!!!
hahahaha...excellent.
clever woman
Good planning before one die!
LoL!
:D
viciously hilarious!
This is funny hahaha! what if her friend already slept with her husband what would you think their reaction? hahahha!
hahahahaha
thats just pure wrong!!!!!!!! and u get what u wish for!! cuz thats not funny!!
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When God gives you aids, and by the way God does give you aids, MAKE LEMONAIDS!